tomhaverfordofficial:

Me when I’m not talking to a boy: boys are dumb as hell I don’t need them they’re useless I hate them all they do is fuck me over and make me sad
Me the second a boy texts me: 😍

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

myheadisweak:

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

I don’t wonder. This is how I get by.